“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
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teachers who call on students who obviously don’t know the answer are the biggest dicks in the world because they’re flat out humiliating the kid in front of all their peers
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Simon Pegg as Montgomery Scott, dancing on the set of Star Trek Into Darkness.
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s version of Romeo’s speech at Juliet’s bier was so good it moved Claire Danes to tears, nearly ruining the scene. The moment the director yelled “cut!,” Danes smacked DiCaprio on the arm and said, “Don’t make me cry. I’m supposed to be comatose, here!”
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Catching Fire (2013)
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Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
